Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Shrek

donkey thanos mario

Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.

by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018

Shrek

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023

shrek

shrek is love shrek is life

euogh shrek

by eeeasfvfdgr September 21, 2020

shrek

shrek is a alien mother fucker

shrek mother fucker

by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022

Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.

by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018