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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'
by lizraid August 4, 2021
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small diฤ‡* limited to a Luh bit of stufff canโ€™t do a lot with his small โ€œDi**โ€
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
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Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.
Giovanni Spano: "We need sister Jonathan. Do we? Okay. "
by sister 5.0 November 3, 2018
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Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.
Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!
by Nepsahe April 7, 2024
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