The HOTTEST man on the planet, W rizz, pulls guys/dogs, and barely any girls.
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
Smallest dick ever but knows how to please a girl
by urmom's penis March 1, 2023
Get the Alymug. A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.
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Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Alimug. 
An amazing person who lights up the room he walks into. He's extremely loyal and caring towards his friends and will go great lengths to help them. If you know an Ali, take care of him because he's so busy with others he might forget himself. He likes to sleep and often nods off, turning into a ball and starts rolling around.
Guy #1: Hey, what's that ball doing on the floor?
Guy #2: Oh, that's my roomie, Ali. He's a cool guy.
Guy #2: Oh, that's my roomie, Ali. He's a cool guy.
by SmolPupper September 3, 2017
Get the Alimug. by purple bimbo December 19, 2021
Get the alimug. Ali is a handsome man. Ali loves his family and puts them before anyone. Ali's can be hard to read but when you get to know them you'll fall in love with them. When Ali's have feelings for someone they'll make it a little obvious and then try to avoid you, they'll stare at you a lot and then try to run away from you. Ali's are very artistic and smart, they love to draw, and read books. When Ali's smile they're eyes smile too. Ali's are so sweet, smart, artist, and adorable. Never let them go.
by madozo November 24, 2021
Get the Alimug.