When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.
by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

by Your ♕ November 15, 2019

1. Internet slang as an extended way to say "Shit"
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
by dswqsa895 January 9, 2024

New rules for 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

by 12345548 September 18, 2023

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
