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Fresh off the pig

I just got out of jail, I'm fresh off the pig
by Edac April 30, 2014
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fresh-water jellyfish

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.
"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
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Mac Daddy Fresh

A term often used to describe the number one hustla gettin' money. He's so paid. Usually only appears after half a glass of cider.
Have you met Mac Daddy Fresh? He'll be out after a half glass of cider.

That dude is so paid. He's obviously mac daddy fresh.
by DiggitydiggityDizzle January 17, 2010
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im so fresh

You can suck my nuts
by Bruhx100000 November 4, 2020
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Brewin' a fresh pot

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.
"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."
by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009
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bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)
Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.
by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004
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dope fresh nation

a cool,dope, or awsome nation.
by savvy96052005 August 7, 2015
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