National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day

An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

National give a girl a hoodie day

Give your gf/bf a hoodie no matter what

National give a girl a hoodie day- no matter what you have to give your gf a hoodie

by You.have.too November 12, 2021

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National Kwik Trip Day

On June 16th 1965 Kwik Trip opened their first location in Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Happy National Kwik Trip day!

by Stormofhail June 16, 2025

Emirates National School

look, if youre planning to join this school. literally DONT. unless you’re a horny fuck tryna get a chammaki lesbian gf.
The education is a joke, youll fail.
if you make friends here, what they’ll do to you in the end is just horrible, it’s like you never shared anything.

Emirates national School is filled with snakes.

by ih8pplsm April 5, 2022