choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

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Sherking off

When you jerk off to lordy farquad ,shrek , donkey, and Fiona

Broham are you sherking off

by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021

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off my case

no longer criticizing or harassing someone.

"I faked a defeat just to get him off my case"

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

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off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent :)

Sofia-let me turn off the flash
Aidyn-okay

Sofia- oFF tHe FlAsH🎩

by Sakuraskull April 22, 2022

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Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

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A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

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