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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
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painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.
1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”
by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020
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Basic White Girl

by DEK7 January 19, 2024
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Darby Whiting

The most clapped person you'll ever meet.
Paul: Have you met Darby Whiting?
Shane: Yeah he's fucking clapped as.
by Kim Jong Un xxx July 31, 2019
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josh white charm

the charm of a Canadian in australia that women love
becky: he used the accent and the josh white charm didn’t he. Suzanne: yep and it somehow workef
by ballz1299 November 10, 2021
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white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.
by White Waffle June 4, 2024
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White-Taken

A take on a normal or sensitive matter that is overreacted or over exaggerated for people that assume they know better and will go out of their way to ban, erase, eradicate and delete all form of declaration or expression about the matter.
Bob: you were banned because the mods dint liked your black meme, they have white-taken it
jack: mods are such snowflakes, always white-taking all funny stuff and banning people for talking about anything that they don't like
by Ruby Kila September 14, 2021
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