Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.
by DCA April 21, 2007
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Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".
by Kentpappy June 10, 2007
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by Andrew Whelihan February 28, 2009
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Get the Ginger Bear Man mug.A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.
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- Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.
- Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.
by K_PAL January 28, 2017
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