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Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.
Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
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Pull a Cruz

Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.
Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
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Pulling a Soham

When you spend more time at your girlfriends place than your own place.
Dude! Stop pulling a Soham and come back to markley.
by John East quad February 5, 2024
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Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.
"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"
by Bryantterms February 6, 2024
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pulling a Schrodinger

Making a half-sarcastic comment to a group of people that can be rebuked as sarcasm/banter if unappreciated, or just as easily allowed to slide if it's appreciated.

The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
by Inlovewithabsol October 10, 2023
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pulling a moonbin

committing suicide

moonbin the kpop idol was found dead by suicide.
you: I feel like pulling a moonbin

other: what? why? what’s wrong? (or a typical) omg why would you say that? what’s wrong?
by Becky (aka Peachy) October 12, 2023
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Pull a Ye Wenjie

Named after the character Ye Wenjie who contacted an alien fleet to destroy all of humanity bc she felt wronged in life.
Me: Salty that I got rejected from coop.
Me: Wow, I really wanna pull a Ye Wenjie on their asses.
by honkita October 13, 2023
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