by Gaurddogger January 26, 2016
When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.
I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.
I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.
Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .
by RicardoCorridor February 09, 2009
The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW December 31, 2011
A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.
Hey guys let's play a game of hover dog!
by STREWZMEMEZ March 07, 2018
Girl 1: George gets loads of girls
Girl 2: No, George is a Saucil dog
Girl 1: Like Alex Barry?
Girl 2: Exactly
Girl 2: No, George is a Saucil dog
Girl 1: Like Alex Barry?
Girl 2: Exactly
by Toby Chapman October 24, 2023
When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
by Drudown86 November 07, 2019
When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
by Phildo.bg August 26, 2023