tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

slap ass

the action in which lust did to maes hughes in fullmetal alchemist chapter 15

lust slapped hughes ass, you could tell by the surprise on his face

by chair March 22, 2004

ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 25, 2004

Ass-Mario

An Anal-Plumber. Luigi's anally fixated brother.

Look at that the tight shorts on that guy; I bet he's an Ass-Mario.

by embryridddlesux April 4, 2010

Hawling ass

Aka Josh Hawley on J6

The epitome of “fuck around, find out”

Running from the consequences of your actions.

He was Hawling Ass from the mob

by LlamadeTrama July 21, 2022

Serie Ass

Is what the top flight of Italian Association Football is colloquially called on twitter after the decline of the league in recent years.

Even the Bundesliga is lightyears ahead of broke Serie Ass.

by Abdul-Akeed February 22, 2023