slap ass

the action in which lust did to maes hughes in fullmetal alchemist chapter 15

lust slapped hughes ass, you could tell by the surprise on his face

by chair March 22, 2004

tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 25, 2004

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

Unseasoned ass

Now unseasoned ass is a Mexican named pedro who is my best friend

I fucking hate you unseasoned ass

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Ass-Drips

1. The sudden sensation of semi-solid/semi-liquid fecal matter sliding down the back of your thigh. Usually occurring with the painful sensation of your intestines feeling like they've been wound and twisted around a pitch-fork.

2. Some idiot's brain capacity at a high point.

1. "Wow, that was as pleasant as last night's Mexican ass-drips in the middle of church."
2. "Dude. Your brain's at ass-dripping quality. Get another cup of coffee-you're making my head hurt."

by All-My-Tee September 20, 2008