Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

gone off tomato

When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.

The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.

by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023

Set-It-Off

When something accentuates or enhances the appearance of an object or thing.

Your clothes really set-it-off today!

by CaaChad79 June 25, 2022

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021

the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.

It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client

by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010

Off smirk

To stop smiling or to instanly become infuriated

I went off smirk when Sitie told me that she wunna break up wit me

by _broski_101 December 27, 2022