National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

National Bully Kyle Day

National Bully Kyle day. Have you ever looked at your friend named Kyle and thought, "Wow, I really wish there was a day I could just rip on him."? Well, you're in luck. Mark your calendars, because December 10th is the annual day to harass your dear friend Kyle.

"Hey, Kyle. You're a little bitch. Fuck you!"
"Woah! What's with the hostility, man?"
"Don't you know? It's December 10th - National Bully Kyle Day!"

by .Schade December 10, 2025

National Boobies Day

December 28th is national boobies day, send this to someone for some boob action

“Hey did you know today is national boobies day? You should show me so I can respect todays holiday”

by MaskedMoon1118 December 27, 2023

national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

by leChina james April 23, 2021

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

“Post laurie day!!”
Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

by sigopsnchc December 20, 2023

The Rizzeration Nation

The type of teenagers within Gen Z that can be normally identified by their brocoli haircuts and gold chains around their necks. They usually have rizz-like expressions 24/7 and are seen with the baddest hoes in school, while wearing crocs all at the same time..

The Rizzeration Nation’s numbers have been rapidly increasing at an alarming rate over the past couple of years…

by Intruder-1 December 4, 2023