deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 14, 2018

Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..

Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts

by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017

Dog muncher

A man (dan) is a dog muncher. His dad also has (cut ankles)

A man (dan) has stolen a dog and is a dog muncher. (Dans dad) has cut ankles.

by Patthy May 30, 2022

dog named wyndham

A cute dog that likes to jump on people and doesn’t concert you when you cry. They are small dogs that are annoying and very stupid they always think that there the king and act like they’re the alpha. They always are followed you and will love you until the day you die.

A dog named Wyndham

likes to bark at squirrels and be very annoying, but he’s caring and will do anything for you.

by Julia Lasky December 13, 2017

Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.

Man that boys quicker than a dog!

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Dog

My dog is cute or whatever🤪

Person1: Dam.. you have a cute dog

Person2: Yeah, ik.

by Daddy🥵 May 9, 2020

dog-sequitur

When you're having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before

So then we wer- DOG! But yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
That is a dog-sequitur.

by dot-bin October 4, 2016