Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Teet Baby

an adjective describing any person who sucks off the teet of popularity

joseph swizer is such a Teet Baby!!!......why?......because he uses pres. obama's popularity to make himself feel more popular!

by teetbby4life November 5, 2010

fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child

"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."

by Blatter21 April 18, 2024

Thatcher Baby

Irish children of English immigrants who left Britain due to Maggie The Bitch Thatcher's Rise to power. Keeping their English accents and strong ties to England, they're often quite ignorant of Irish history and tend to be very clannish, living in lose communities, particularly in East Clare and West Cork.

A: Where are you from in England?
B: I'm frum West Cohhk Bruv.
A: Really? Don't sound it.
B:Grew up in Bantry mate.

A: Were your parents hippies that moved over in the 80s?

(probably best not to actually call them a Thatcher Baby unless you know them well)

by Shineybuoy January 7, 2021

Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021

Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.

I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

Baby

Annoying ass kids who won’t shut the fuck up.

Jim: CAN THAT BABY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mother behind: DICK HEAD don’t talk like that in front of my kid.

by Bdbehehjer February 13, 2021