dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.

"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."

by woman with soul February 10, 2022

Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy

Yo poo poo head

by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021

Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009