National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Hickey Day (Feb 19th)

National Hickey Day: February 19th. An annual extravaganza of affectionate yet slightly embarrassing displays of love, dedicated to the ancient art of giving and receiving hickeys. Conceived in 2023 by the illustriously passionate Sven Patzer, #NationalHickeyDay is a day where necks become canvases, and love bites reign supreme. So, whether you're a hickey connoisseur or a first-timer, get ready to pucker up and leave your mark on this heartfelt holiday!

Mark planted a gentle kiss on Jane’s neck for the beginning of National Hickey Day (Feb 19th), the yearly February 19th Extravaganza.

by Hickey Fiend May 1, 2024

National Delanie Sends Nudes Day

Everyday. Fuck you Delanie.

I’m Delanie! It’s national delanie sends nudes day! I should send my significant other nudes!

by TheKingOfSunnyD October 28, 2020

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022