by Jason327 June 20, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions
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Get the Woke mug.Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
by Charwunsee January 23, 2023
Get the Woke privilege mug.While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
Get the Woke mug.A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.
The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!
by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023
Get the Wokeness mug.A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.
They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
Get the woke-avist mug.The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
“Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
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