ass wipe

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe

madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE

by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

Mr Wipes

Mr wipes is the guy that goes around the elderly home and well wipes the elderly. It may not be a very classy job but Mr Wipes finds this very satisfying.

Here comes Mr Wipes to the elderly home to do his job.

by Krazez June 6, 2018

Wipes

To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."

The Dark Knight absolutely wipes The Batman.

by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022

Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities

He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!

by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024