It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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by musa is gay December 1, 2023
Get the Where and When Jared? mug.What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
Get the I'll snuggle you when you get back mug.The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
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when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
Get the Dead (when used as a joke) mug.I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
Get the When you F up mug.When your gay ass friend leAves the chat because he realises he true sexuality and that he likes cock up the bum
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