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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017
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Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2016
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tommy lawhon

The moment when you pee, poop, and cum at the same time.
Dude I just took a Tommy Lawhon and I feel much better.
by Alabamadrew September 5, 2016
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Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.
"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.
by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018
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A Tommy Flight

A Tommy Flight is when a male has a fetish of eatting a chocolate eclair out of another males ass.
The defined of a Tommy Flight
Girl: Hey what's up with Paul he's so happy

Boy: He met someone last night and done a Tommy Flight.
Girl: Glad he's in a good mood he must have enjoyed it
by Ooooohhhhhh friends January 20, 2018
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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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