Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016

tommy lawhon

The moment when you pee, poop, and cum at the same time.

Dude I just took a Tommy Lawhon and I feel much better.

by Alabamadrew September 5, 2016

Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.

"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.

by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018

A Tommy Flight

A Tommy Flight is when a male has a fetish of eatting a chocolate eclair out of another males ass.

The defined of a Tommy Flight
Girl: Hey what's up with Paul he's so happy

Boy: He met someone last night and done a Tommy Flight.
Girl: Glad he's in a good mood he must have enjoyed it

by Ooooohhhhhh friends January 20, 2018

Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that doesn't care about the struggles any other oppressed people.

I can't stand that guy, he's such a Guncle Tommy. Where do you even get a MAGA hat in rainbow colors?

by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020