A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.
by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

by Daveyo123 September 12, 2018

The Indian god of war and sex. Amal tom gets all of the bitches but he doesn't want anyone to know so he pretends to study
by Facts4432 April 7, 2022

by St.Gregory April 21, 2022
