throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier December 30, 2011

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Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004

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Free throw

is a woman that you take home and "love" after losing a fight,game,ect.and leave in the middle of the night when your all done. As Free throw in basketball is to take a shot when you were fouled by another player. Is usually done out of sympathy for the loser and also is usually a gargantuan or Ugly Women.

Guy1:Hey so I heard you went home with the bearded chick after you got your ass stomped by Marcus?

Guy2: Yeah bro, its no big though she was nothing but a free throw.

Guy1:Yeah...look dude after that whole mess I decided i can't hang with you no more seeings how you like men's facial hair all on your junk and all.

by Travis Stimpson January 05, 2009

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Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.

Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

by pseudonym this May 11, 2010

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