John: yo dude what the fuck did you eat all of my mushrooms in the microwave
dave: yea dude i did but im a fuckin’ megan lim, i cant help it bro dude
dave: yea dude i did but im a fuckin’ megan lim, i cant help it bro dude
by swagdude34 September 17, 2019

When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023

The biggest homeless gay person to ever live , can’t move due to her obesity, and is very lumpy with a flat bunds , originating from Libya , she will be alone forever
by Millie board June 12, 2022

by WONTONric3 April 21, 2024

megan is a very talented, kind, sweet, funny and loving person. she will make you laugh and love yourself like no one else can. whenever you're upset about something, she will take time out of her day just to cheer you up. she is that type of person to help people before she helps herself. megan will become one of your top favourite people in no time! <3
person 1 : hey! did you hear about someone named megan?
person 2 : yeah! she's pretty cool, she's now one of my top favourite people. she's amazing, you should become friends with her.
person 2 : yeah! she's pretty cool, she's now one of my top favourite people. she's amazing, you should become friends with her.
by justsophh October 2, 2021

An absolutely phycho ex girlfriend who is so hung up in her boyfriend that she tied him up in her basement.
by Sadie——- November 10, 2020

A truly amazing, beautiful, funny,pretty, shy girl she may be a little shy but she has one of the best smiles ever! I swear she also has a really great personality you won't want to lose her.
Person 1: hey is that Megan Flett there?
Person 2: oh yeah that's Megan flett she has an amazing smile
Person 3: agreed
Person 2: oh yeah that's Megan flett she has an amazing smile
Person 3: agreed
by Attracted2u83729382 February 24, 2024
