Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Fuckining

When something is so bad that fuck isn't enough to describe it

Let the fuckining begin. Then the game of dodge ball started

by The autistic kid August 11, 2019

Oh fuckin' fuck!

An expression of confusion.

Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!

by ÆMARS July 12, 2021

fuckin mint

a combination of fucking hell and goddamint

fuckinmint

- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her

- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!

by Plutomania July 14, 2022

Fuckin bitchass hoe

a Fuckin bitchass hoe is a person who is also known as a Cuck and / or Whore,

my gf is a Fuckin bitchass hoe

by TheManOfManyGrams June 13, 2022