facebook birthday test

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.
Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL
by BLULUp January 20, 2012
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Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea
Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.
by Lanusmanus October 13, 2019
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Tyler White Test

A test created by the infamous Tyler White from Anthem Arizona.

In simple terms....if a girl/guy was laying in your bed naked would you do them?
Stephen: Do you think Tasha passes the Tyler White Test?
Mike: Hell yeah...id do things to her i wouldnt do to a farm animal!
by OgMikeBone September 11, 2009
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Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"
by mememe626 November 18, 2009
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
by aesthetic_octopus August 02, 2019
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white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt
your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.
by matt dold January 25, 2004
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ileap & Leap test

A test taken by grades 3 through 12 to see how much tension, sweat, aggravation can be in one room. The ileap and leap consists of math, reading, social studies and science. It has the ability to ruin your life or make it better. Teachers spend an entire half a year trying to shove what knowledge they can in order to not have your stupid ignorance again next year.
student 1: hey have you taken the ileap & Leap test
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with

student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!
by Waffle chicka April 12, 2010
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