When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.
by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”
by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023

by jdmt January 1, 2012

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

Something in your mouth that is rock hard and hopefully white, if any other colour have you considered seeing a dentist? Oh and they help you eat stuff
by Sunny side up yummmmm June 21, 2021
