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Stand on it

Stringer: You don't have to worry about Wee-Bey. We can trust him.

Avon: Bet?

Stringer: No doubt. Once he commits, he's gonna stand on it no matter happens.
by Edmond_Dantes1980 November 28, 2021
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Stand

It is the manifestation of your own spirit and can be controlled using your mind or your commands. Comes from the manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. There are four (4) types of stands in the Ability section, five (5) types in the Form section, and five (5) types in the Special section. The strongest stand known to all humans is The World Over Heaven but is not cannon due to it only being used in the game Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:Eyes of Heaven.
Jotaro: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power and precise movements.
DIO: I wanted to try a little test to find out just how much more powerful The World was, compared to your Star Platinum.
by Kill•A December 1, 2021
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Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021
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Mr. Stand On Business

Person 1: Shit Mr. Stand On Business is coming fast bro 🤓
Person 2: Dawg we still need the vault, fuck u on abt 💀
Person 1: Fine just hurry up 🤓
Person 2: Nerd emoji sounding ass 💀
by Shaw fingleton February 5, 2024
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farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)
"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"
by Vvespidae May 1, 2025
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