A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024
Get the Shadow Jelqmug. by ShadowPlemenc February 20, 2021
Get the Shadowmug. 1. A hero plant in Plants vs. Zombies Heroes which is your starting hero as the Plants, and has many powerful abilities such as Precision Blast and Big Chill. She is in the Mega-Grow & Smarty class in PvZH.
2. An upgrade plant in Plants vs. Bloons for the Peashooter which heavily upgrades the damage, pierce and attack speed so as the Ability of the Peashooter to deal extreme bloon damage.
2. An upgrade plant in Plants vs. Bloons for the Peashooter which heavily upgrades the damage, pierce and attack speed so as the Ability of the Peashooter to deal extreme bloon damage.
"I really think that Green Shadow is a decrnt starter hero for everyone since you can make some plays with your abilities and your power plants."
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
Get the Green Shadowmug. A a shadow is someone who would rather sit their ass down than stand for long periods of time. When at home in their natural habitat you will normally see them with chips or chugging alcohol products.
by Jepong July 18, 2021
Get the Shadowmug. 
A type of dance move where you imitate a DJ unironically. You feel the music deeply and you let the knees and hips go crazy.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
Person 1: Fuck! That’s a killer dance move, never seen it done so naturally - what’s it called?
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
by Shadow DJ Master November 8, 2022
Get the Shadow DJmug. It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.
by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023
Get the Shadow fuckingmug.