Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.

1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.

T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!

by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021