jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.

Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”

by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021

jonathan

sexy ass motherfucker with a ginormous dick.

jonathan is the sexiest nigga in the world

by themaskednigro March 14, 2022

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR

JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH

by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021

Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation

Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025