Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.

jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.

by remy. C March 23, 2025

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.

Jonathan is soooo much fun.

by xfj May 28, 2022

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is has a great personality, he is really funny, but is kinda fat -_-
Jonathan has a temper when things don't go his way.

Jonathan always stubs his toe and is super over dramtic.

Guy: HEY WHATS UP JONATHAN
Guy 2: You know he is so funny and talkitive

by THE ONE! and only one July 24, 2022

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023