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Jonathan

The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.
"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"
by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023
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jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome
"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."
by xochosinkox October 15, 2013
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Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021
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Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen
Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson
by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021
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Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.
You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?
by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025
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Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation
Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025
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Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto
I wish I was Jonathan
by bitchugay January 19, 2023
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