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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

by Lameo mcgameo July 2, 2017

res2trappy
by johnnnnnyyyy sins November 11, 2021

No Rematch
by 22galaxypenguin2 February 23, 2020

When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.
by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
