big hot crab

“Man I really want some big hot crab”
Referencing the hot guy sitting in front of him
by Chad michael Vincent January 16, 2018
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Indiana Crab Dangle

A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
by jose99 October 11, 2006
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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 06, 2009
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Bread nigga crab

Bread nigga crab.
Bread nigga crab.
by Derpii April 30, 2019
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alabama crab daddy

While giving head the girl fondles the balls almost tickling them. Before he cums she bites down on the cock.
Bitch gave me an alabama crab daddy!
by Chauncy Peppertooth October 24, 2007
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Hermit Crab Syndrome

A psychological impulse in which you start seeing another person before ending things with your current partner. Not cheating necessarily, the Hermit Crab Syndrome reflects the ways of the Hermit Crab, who starts moving into a new shell before leaving the old shell.
I have Hermit Crab Syndrome Guys!!! its a real thing where im always looking for something better without the risk of being alone.
by steakandshake November 05, 2011
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Alaskan Crab Trap

2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.
In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"
by JayPinda June 08, 2012
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