Kuba roll

Terribly rolled zoot

- Hey man, should I roll us a zoot?

- Let me do it. Last time you did a Kuba roll

by imichal May 6, 2023

wik rolled

To be tricked into spending hours of your life on wikipedia, reading about the Vomit Comet, when you just wanted to look up Rick Astley.

Your Friend: Dude, how long you been reading Wikipedia? Vomit Comet? What the?

You:...I dunno, couple hours? I guess I've been wik rolled.

by Dread Pirate Smiley April 9, 2008

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.

"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"

by Shitdickallover January 8, 2016

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Nomi Rolled

"No-Me Roled"
The equivalent to being "Rick Rolled", exept with a music video by German Pop-Opera Singer, Klaus Nomi. His song "Lightning Strikes" is the most commonly used video for this.

Dave: No way am i clicking that link dude, I know you're
going to rick roll me.
James: I promise its not a rick roll.
Dave: What the fuck is this?
James: DUDE YOU JUST GOT NOMI ROLLED!

by Christian Noguera January 1, 2008

gumbo rolling

to cut the bull shit and get the work done

alright come on let’s get the gumbo rolling

by saucepolo October 15, 2020