indigo morning

When you eat a elephant sized ton of blueberries, and take a laxative before you go to sleep, When you wake up, to find that you have shit yourself, you will also find purple stains all over your bed sheet, which never seem to completely go away, no matter how many times you wash them.
Also, a delicious cereal by Kashi.

Yo, man. I ate too many blueberries last night. I had a massive indigo morning today.

Hey mom, can you pass the indigo morning? Love you.

by StevoBrown October 14, 2013

ow morning

when you are woken up to the pain of one of the most painful charlie horses around.

I had an ow morning that woke me up at 5:00 in the morning.

by matt3 January 14, 2006

morning musk

that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are

ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 22, 2011

good morning salute

a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning

dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops

by jason cornelius April 14, 2008

On A Cold Winter Morning

Part of the lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce. When a group of people are talking in lyrics, the speaker bursts in with "ON A COLD WINTER MORNING".

Person #1: Scotty doesn't know...
Person #2: That Fiona and Me...
Person #3: Do it in my van every...
Person #4: ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.

by OdeToArsenal May 22, 2008

Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.

He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

good mythical morning

A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.

Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!

by GMMRocks! November 23, 2014