Lewis

Lewis is a pedo who likes intercourse with the minors

Lewis- Hello my name is Lewis I think you placed an order on, Freesweetsforyou.com
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties

Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them

Lewis - get in there you little fuck

Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)

Lewis - great another one bites the dust

by ObeyONEnoBOABBY January 18, 2021

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Definitely deserves to have a mug with his name on it.

"Lewis deserves a mug with his name on"

by The one true Lebby April 22, 2022

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Lewis is normally a suspicious boy with a poor attitude to learning, poor eyesight and can't be bothered to do anything. His work ethic is normally what lets him down in most situations, whether that's in or outside the workplace. He enjoys staring at girls for most of his days and normally the small variation as well, typically with an annoying personality. He fantasizes about very hot women that he knows he will never get, sometimes famous people in which he will look up pictures online of them and stare at the screen for about 5 minutes, then get up and go to the window to 'plant his seeds'. He is overall a scruffy lad with terrible eyes who gets zero bitches.

Peter: "Look at that sad, single kid over there begging that girl for a date!"
Sean: "Oh yeah, that's Lewis!"

by MadisonBeerHot October 20, 2023

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