Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.

“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”

by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019

Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018

Kentucky Fried Buzzard

Another name for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Used in some parts of Ontario, Canada.

"Let's get a bucket of Kentucky Fried Buzzard."

by Steve MacThrusters January 28, 2008

kentucky wet sock

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.

Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)

by MostDopeMe January 22, 2014

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007