Hamster Jam

When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.

Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.

by DoubleDs22 January 2, 2012

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

dick jam

Cum, Jizz, Skeet, semen

Lick dat dick jam off ma cack baby

by dickjamman August 7, 2006

Clam jam

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Janice's friend passed out drunk, so she clam jammed her.

by Beadle79 June 29, 2012

Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

by PENCILJAMMER January 24, 2010

jam tin

Someone or something not worth knowing. A social pest and/or idiot. When something annoys you, its a jam tin.

That annoying crowe is such a jam tin.

by SCLover February 21, 2011

Drunk Jam

a song you love to dance to, especially when drunk

Emma: omg i love mr saxobeat!
Alex: yeah! it's my drunk jam!

by b0rah October 30, 2011