loot goblins

loot goblins are people who are constantly stealing your girl and constantly going into peoples pantries and taking all your good loot

Jeff “dang the loot goblins just piped my girl and took all my loot” Gary “i know bro they did the same thing to me last week”

by kab9 November 14, 2020

Kill Goblin

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.

Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.

by Setton September 13, 2011

Goblin Girl

Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.

Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.

Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Ass Goblin

An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!

"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"

by Booby November 8, 2004

Ass Goblin

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.

ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.

by Sneedley September 2, 2008

USB dongle goblin

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

Ghosts 'n Goblins

Side scrolling video game by Capcom in which the player controls a knight, Arthur, in his quest to rescue the princess.

The hardest video game of all time.

You only get two hits in "Ghosts 'n Goblins" before you die?

by tarbash September 17, 2006