Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.

I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.

by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

High Flower

Three guys started an organisation to save the world from rubbish and make the world a brighter place.

Love Care Peace

"Is this the work of High Flowers?"

"Yes it is!"

by Berminger November 23, 2021

Talking Flower

Orange flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder, which are the most funny/weird/annoying characters in Mario.

"Feel like you're missing something?"

-Talking Flower

by DandidooTheXD April 14, 2024

dried flower

A person who shows signs of endurance, strength, and resilience in the face of adversity.

She's like a dried flower I admire her.

by Shakedawg07 June 11, 2023