December 11

National slap boys day since they always wanna slap use we do what we want tomorrow

Boy:
slap me then !!

Me: December 11!ok come on it national slap boys day and you can’t do nothing

by Nickiiiidabarbieeee December 10, 2019

December 31st

The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.

Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.

by Lllllslsksbdhdbdbd November 22, 2021

December 20

People born on December 20th are definitely sexy.

Him: she's born on December 20th, that's why she's so sexy

by Lucy good November 20, 2020

December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

December 17

At december 17 you must to kiss the gaiest person you know or the first person who told you "I'm gay".

Laia: Hi
Selena: I'm gay.

Laia: oh, no
Selena: Sorry. It's december 17. I don't write the rules. Now kiss me. Only for science.

by Elyeenspan December 17, 2019

December 4th

Using Natkec stickers only day!!（‐＾▽＾‐）

"Omg today is December 4th!"
"So?"
"You must send stickers of Natko only."

by Moljac December 4, 2021

December 32nd

The day that comes after new year's eve in 2020 because the year isn't done with us yet

Dave: Happy New Year's
Alan: Don't jinx it, December 32nd can come for you
Dave: I wouldn't be surprised seeing the way 2020 has gone

by Azexus_1 December 31, 2020