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Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024
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CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 15, 2023
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Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020
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Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013
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Curtain Pudding

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
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