deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020

Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol

by Ackhimer April 3, 2021

Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.

Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.

by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014