comMANly used phrase

a phrase that is commonly used amongst men.

comMANly used phrases:

"make me a sandwich"

"get me a beer"

uncomMANly use phrases:

"ouch, that hurt"

"i need to stop and ask for directions"

"can we cuddle after sex?"

by sarieboo November 28, 2009

Commacho

One of the baddest muthafuckas of all time, one of the best people, and best looking muthafuckas you've ever seen. Hold MY drink, bitch.

"I walked up in that club like I was a straight muthafuckin Commacho. But it didn't work out for me."

by It's science February 4, 2010

Commaholic

A person addicted to the intoxicating use of commas. Commaholics use more commas than necessary, when constructing a sentence. This practice can become habit-forming.

My best friend is a commaholic, but when I confront her about it, she just laughs, and then texts me a bunch of commas.

by Julieanne Sharp May 22, 2011

Commatose

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

Booty Commandments

1. Thou Apperciate The Booty
2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings

7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best

8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing

9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty

10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.

Live By The Booty Commandments Yo

by Kofi_BeanYo June 14, 2017

coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

by Gralkor December 9, 2008

coma-fried

when you are so baked you pass out as if your going into a coma.

Jonathan- Dude. How stoned are you?
Chris- I'm coma-fried man...

by Jonny Blazzzze February 21, 2009