monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009

Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004

cheese weasel

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

richard cheese

The greatest musician ever. He takes hit songs like Welcome to the Jungle and Freak on a Leash, and turns them into LOUNGE MUSIC!

"Man, have you heard any of Richard Cheese's cover songs?"

"Naw man I haven't"

"DUDE IT'S LIKE ELEVATOR MUSIC, BUT COOL!!!"

by BonnietheBAMF April 24, 2007

chucky cheese

Hell hole full of assholes, talking vermin, and shitty pizza. Bars pumping blaring annoying techno music have a better atmosphere.

I have to go to Chucky Cheese, and afterwords I'm gonna get drunk and drive off a cliff.

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

high cheese

In baseball when a pitcher throws a high fastball for a strike.

"The pitcher gave him the high cheese to get the strikeout"

by JennaM July 3, 2008

Chopped And Cheesed

Derived from the term “chopped” (meaning an individual who is very unattractive.) and from the popular New York cuisine “chopped cheese”

The “cheesed” in the phrase intensifies the “chopped” therefore creating “chopped and cheesed” only to be used when someone is EXTRA ugly/chopped.

“She chopped”
“Nah bro, she chopped AND cheesed”
“Damn..cheesed too?”
“Hell yeah”

by ilyriah April 12, 2021