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Hop on carlos

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022
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Carlos

A carlos is the best guy you will ever meet! he is funny and outgoing. he will make you laugh and be your friend immediately. he is usually tall and has deep brown eyes. he is kind and caring. he will melt your heart. if you knowe a Carlos don't let them go!
girl 1: whoa that guy is so awesome!

girl 2: duh. he's a carlos
by jelzie March 11, 2022
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A small boy who sits in front of me in comm apps class
by WaitingZane January 24, 2022
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Carlo is a cool mech eng homie who has a rad taste in music and fashion. He is a secret member of avengers and is 5 feet tall and 6 feet tall elsewhere.... Carlo plays the piano and is a part time pimp. He is a rabid fan of taylor swift and lady gaga. He loves all women from every race but has a fetish for footrubs from eskimo girls.
Carlo is a real G...He gets all the girls on campus.
Carlo
by mfboom January 28, 2022
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Carlo is a really good friend. He also is abit fat and likes to fight with janis but eventually Janis wins. He gets jokes about a lot but doesn't take it serios.
Hey Bormolini you're such a Carlo
by Anonymus shadow January 31, 2022
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A cheap ass Mexican guy who is self entitled, refuses to pay for his own things, & thinks the world owes him! Also has a wife's boyfriend who takes all his money. Being a Carlos is the ultimate insult!
Brain: Dude you're being such a Carlos.

Andy: wtf no I am not!
by xconejo February 2, 2022
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