by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016
Get the Baby cabbagesmug. 
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
Get the Cabbage patchmug. (Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021
Get the Cabbagedmug. Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
by Generic Villain October 22, 2023
Get the Molecularly Challenged Cabbagemug. /'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 4, 2017
Get the Cabbage Patchmug. When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.
Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something
by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023
Get the Backseat cabbagemug.