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chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008
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ghost boner

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
by TheHolla May 15, 2013
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Coug Boner

The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
by Krampus7 August 27, 2014
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Pedo Boner

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014
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pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
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massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards
god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners
by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
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